posted by Jake If you could not tell by the incessant facebook statuses (stati?) or Twitter machine update thingers (@ADPTP athankyou) I have gotten pretty into Shark Week. What I used to think was Discovery Channel using gimmicky horse shit to bait viewers, I now find Shark Week to be gimmicky horse shit that I can not turn off. I could watch hours on end of a Great White breaching the surface jumping out of the air… and trust me, I have. On Sunday, and then again on Monday. I have found a new wrinkle to Shark Week for everyone - a drinking game. I love this idea because it combines two things for me, my endless fascination with sharks and my unquenchable passion for getting blacked out drunk. If somehow they could combine gambling and homemade lasagna into this drinking game I would probably kill myself knowing that life would never get better than that Shark Week.

posted by Jake

If you could not tell by the incessant facebook statuses (stati?) or Twitter machine update thingers (@ADPTP athankyou) I have gotten pretty into Shark Week. What I used to think was Discovery Channel using gimmicky horse shit to bait viewers, I now find Shark Week to be gimmicky horse shit that I can not turn off. I could watch hours on end of a Great White breaching the surface jumping out of the air… and trust me, I have. On Sunday, and then again on Monday. I have found a new wrinkle to Shark Week for everyone - a drinking game. I love this idea because it combines two things for me, my endless fascination with sharks and my unquenchable passion for getting blacked out drunk. If somehow they could combine gambling and homemade lasagna into this drinking game I would probably kill myself knowing that life would never get better than that Shark Week.