posted by Jake

A fan has sent us his Hatred Power Rankings. How sweet that my boiling over rage has spilled over to our all of our fans (7 to be exact, thanks to my mom and her bridge friends). I will not sit back and let them speak for themselves - I will add ed. notes that will be in italics, you can also read my Badgers/Sparty preview at Chi City Sports. The picture will make sense later.

Justin from Oregon writes…

This is my sports only Hatred Power Rankings. Note: Even though the list is 1-5, #1 is like two orders of magnitude more hate than #2.  I’d like him dead (ed. note: our lawyers would like to point out that Al Davis Plus the Points does not support that murder or accidental death of any current, or past sports personality).

5. Jay Cutler: His whinny bitch act on the sidelines gets old, I enjoy it to a degree because he’s getting hammered, but it still is infuriating.
4. BCS system: Seriously, give me a 16 team tournament. The BCS system encourages cupcake non-conference schedules, because for most teams one loss means no chance. (Here are my points for pro BCS - 1. if you want to play in the title game, do not lose… god, what is that word for that? Oh yeah… a playoff. Every week is a playoff. But, waaaaaah waaaaaah Boise does not get to participate. Yeah, because they play essentially New Mexico State 12 times a year. What’s next, the winner of the NIT plays a best of 7 series to see who is REALLY the champion? 2. other than when Auburn went undefeated and did not play, name another year when the two best teams in the country did not play for the BCS title… go ahead, I will wait)
3. Compton Business Cats: Revenge Part 2 coming Sunday, November 20. (this may be a little too ‘inside baseball’ but the Business Cats are my fantasy team for the Keeper League and our lovely writer is still angry because I beat him Week 1 then lost my best running back and I am still in first place in our division. Also, I have an old school WWF style rivalry with him. New Quick Hatred Power Ranking - 1. Justin from Oregon - stop putting two spaces between a period and the new sentence so I do not have to edit your e-mails for 15 minutes before posting them. This is a blog post not your fourth grade report about Tom Sawyer… the picture on the left I think sums up the two words I have for you. November 20th, Week 11 #bartscott.)
2. Tony LaRussa: A crybaby bitch. Why don’t you get drunk and pass out at a red light?  At least he didn’t kill anyone. (the twitter account @OldHossRadbourn said it best, (paraphrasing) ‘you know for a guy who we constantly make fun of as a drunkard, he sure manages in the World Series a lot’.)

1. Yadier Molina: The guys is a douche, prick, asshole, and a good baseball player. I hate him more than any player in professional sports. (finally, something we can agree on… although he is the best all around catcher in Major League Baseball. I think Yadier also echoes me sentiments from Point 3. Kisses, your ed.)