Posted by Al

It’s been a while since I’ve posted on this website, which is actually a good thing for once. The two clowns who normally post on this have both informed me that there will not be a podcast this week. This is unfortunate for a few reasons - mainly being that I have to stop everything I’m doing and write something up for these morons. The other being that it was supposed to the the big Fantasy Football Preview and talking about the NFL seems to be the only thing that gets people to this God forsaken website. They offered up a myriad of trash excuses for why there will be no post, the main one being that school has started? School? Nice joke, you know where I went to school? The School of Hard Knocks (maybe you’ve heard of it?) with an honorary Doctorate in Badassery from Compton. Plus let’s be honest B’s and G’s it’s Grad School how hard can it be? You have class twice a week (maybe) and jerk each other off about ‘theories’ that no one but nerds gives a fuck about.

Plus Brandon claims that he’s on ‘vacation’. Vacation? Your whole God damned life is a vacation. Oh wait, I forgot he’s married… I retract that statement. But Jake really has no excuse. What you can’t post because you’re too busy? My best guess is he’s been playing copious amounts of NCAA and has spent a good portion of his nights looking for meatballs that fell out of a hoagie and got lost in his recliner. Christ, I got more production out of Lane Kiffin and he spent most of his time with the Raiders ‘scouting talent’ at the nearest Bath House.

Now I wish I could sit here and wax poetic about something going on in sports, but unlike the other two dolts I have shit to do, like run an NFL Franchise. Who knows, they’ve essentially given me the keys to the car here by telling me there will be a lack in posts this week. Maybe I’ll write something about JaMarcus Russells latest NFL venture (selling beer at the Oakland-Alameda County Coliseum), maybe throw in a Rick Pitino premature a ejaculation joke, or everyone’s favorite - pot shots at Lane Kiffin. Well folks I’ve got to run, I’m going to be late for my monthly Rich White Guy meeting. As always kiddos keeping tuning in, keep reading, stay safe and drink up.

Kisses,

Al